Is it me or am I getting old?

To day is my birth day. I'm 42. I'M 42!!!!!! Oh my God how did this happen. One day I'm 25 and starting a new career, and today I'm 42 tired and looking for a way to insure my retirement . I SAID..., I'm thinking about my retirement people. I remember thinking, people who think about retirement are old fuddy duddy's. Oh My God "I am an old FUDDY DUDDY"!!!"I looked in the mirror this morning and there was this old Lady looking back at me. Good grief I look bad with out make up. I know this now because my sister told me to put on my Reading glasses and look in the mirror. I had know idea I had so many fine lines. Oh yea I said reading glasses, my old A*$# can't see small print now. What's next menopause? I can't go through that I'll hurt some one. "I'm temperamental anyway". My feet hurt now when I get up in the morning I have to wear soft slippers until my feet warm up and my hips hurt at night I have to sleep with a pillow between my knees. I use to sleep curled up around my husband. I hate this. I see a hot guy and then I realize I'm old enough to be his Mom. I'm 42 today and I don't like it!!!!!
O.K. so now I know I'm getting old and dementia is obviously setting in. My Birthday is tomorrow! That's just sad. Now I have to wake up tomorrow and go through this all over again.