Sue Happy People

this is how I see the world today, from a Paramedic point of view.What is up with people today. They want to sue for everything under the sun. Like Suing for car wrecks. when I arrive on the scene of a car wreck now all I see is chicken soup. Nothing but necks and backs.
God forbid you go to the store and slip down and fall. the store manager is so scared of law suit that he calls for an ambulance,fire truck and police. What ever happened to just give me a hand up. Are people not embarrassed anymore to be seen on the floor. Good Grief get a life.
O.k. you have no job and this is your fourth child. There are three cars parked out front. But you need a ride to the hospital by ambulance. Is this the only way you can get attention. No problem I don't mind paying higher taxes because you KNOW YOU"RE RIGHTS. Please you make me want to barf.
You think you have a headache. You should have to ride a meat wagon. Picking up one Lizard after another.NOW THAT'S A HEADACHE.
What's a Lizard, 1)A lizard is someone who calls for a ambulance because they think they might throw up. 2) A lizard is someone who got a bee sting and called an ambulance because they heard some one died once.do they have a allergy to bees Hell no. 3)A lizard is someone who call for an ambulance because they took 3 aspirin then read on the bottle (take 2 every four hrs.) and now they think they have overdosed. I wish. 4)A lizard is someone who thinks they're about to get their ass kicked so they fall out and fake a seizure. Can anyone say looser.
So when do I get to use my skills as a medic for something worth while. Not nearly enough.
And can i tell these people (lizards to get a life!) OH NO THEY MIGHT SUE ME.